When you are expecting, doing a maternity shoot is kind of a given. You need the memory of your gorgeous baby bump to be frozen in time so that when you little one is not so little anymore, you have bragging rights to show him/her what they looked like in your tummy. Most maternity shoots are pretty simple, chic or just plain beautiful but these shoots took a life of it's own and mamas, simply put, they bring out the LOLs.
Ummm...I don't quite get the gun but I'm guessing they're trying to say he'll be the protector of the house? Okay, I'm officially out of clues.
A mop and a rake? Wait, I don't get it. Do you?
Mother nature calls.
Let me see if I get this. She's probably expecting her baby on halloween hence the pumpkin, but still... it's all very awkward.
This made me laugh so hard. What does a car tire have to do with expecting a baby? Anyone? Okay, I'll just let them have that. He's a proud papa, that's all that matters right? LOL
Sipping on the good stuff? LOL
Again, what is up with the gun? Isn't having a baby supposed to be soft and beautiful? Hahaaha!
That doesn't really look very safe but anything for the shot right?
What is this? "Breaking Bad" / bikini maternity shoot?
Ummm...can someone please explain why that guy is lurking around in the background?
Ummm...okay lady! I'll just let you continue your shoot. LOL
We get the whole circle of life theme but this is a bit over kill. Just saying...